rukenshin ([info]rukenshin) wrote,
@ 2007-10-01 01:04:00
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I was thinking...

Quick bit of a read, but worth reading!


I have an urge to share a sort of discovery with friends and just people in general, and it wasn't satisfied by simply pointing it out to a few of them in PT chat on FF. Albeit a good hour of vicious hilarity ensued as we (Sylphet/Shadida) shared some of the moments/reactions from the discovery, I just felt I had to share it with more people. Eventually this lead to me posting it on my LS's forums, but then shortly after I realized... Hardly anyone checks the LS site more than once a week. Which, left me feeling the same as before the post.

Then, it dawned on me. I have an LJ that I used to use as a means for doing this. For the past two years or so (keeping in mind it was created in 2004) I've felt as if the only reason I can ever update this LJ is after I've produced some massive novelistic work of FF art worthy of being included in the Bible with over three terabytes of screen shots combined with some attempt at providing my own opinions on information/strategies/etc that are commonly questioned all the while answering as many questions that I was asked before the last post as I can type of an update that can only be described in one phrase using an annoyingly long run on sentence. Like that.

Or at least that's what I apparently do.

While I'm still willing/plan to attempt to put together more updates like the status quo (and hopefully will do the next one before the next FFXI comes out), I'm going to try to escape from the frame of mind that it's all this LJ is for! I spent a good few hours making a fancy user page almost a year ago that navigates to all the useful/interesting/whatever-floats-your-boat information I've posted over the past almost four years, in hope you could sift through the random mumblings to find whatever specific thing you want to know (instead of asking me!). But I suppose up until now I failed to realize I don't post any random mumblings. So now to change it!

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Anyway, now that the urge to blab out of my ass incessantly has been relieved... I'll get to the other point of this post.

Right now it's around that magical gap of free time where I always should be completing some major projects/assignments/etc that I really should have finished days/weeks/months ago and haven't even started yet. And, around this time is when I put it off even further until finally giving in at around 2 to 6 AM and getting some work done. So in this frenzy of looking for reasons to not start the work yet, I came across a link in Kimiko's BG profile to their blog:

http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up?publicUserId=5725614  (credit to him/her for the find!)

The original video linked on that page was this (recently changed to another review by the same guy):

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

The above is a link to a video reviewing the game BioShock. To start, I have never played this game or any other games this person has reviewed. In fact, I haven't played many (if any at all) console games for any platform in years thanks to FF plaguing what little free time I have to play games in the past decade. But, this guy's reviews are just absolutely brilliant. Everyone I've shared it with so far has found it hilarious (but accurate!), and if you can follow every little tidbit of each review I don't see how you can't at least smile.

The guy has around ten or so reviews just like this total, most of which found at this site that recently hired him:

www.escapistmagazine.com 


There should be links on the front page, just look for "Zero Punctuation." He also has a lot of good stuff on his personal website, which is linked there.

I've watched every single one, often more than once (I lost count for BioShock, although I think Heaven's Sword wins the Emmy). I can't express in words how awesome this guy is. Just have to watch it to find out.


*Edit for lazy people (like myself):
- Heavenly Sword: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff
- Peggle: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2280-Zero-Punctuation-Peggle
- Console Wars: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1383-Zero-Punctuation-Console-Rundown
- Tomb Raider: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1490-Zero-Punctuation-Tomb-Raider-Anniversary
- Manhunt: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2048-Zero-Puntucation-Manhunt
- Psychonauts: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1368-Zero-Punctuation-Psychonauts
- The Darkness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWS9_nrKOPA
- Fable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYQLR7dE5k4

EDIT: Wednesday release!
- Halo 3: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3
 

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[info]zanzabarseraph
2007-10-01 05:59 am UTC (link)
Whoa, an update

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[info]sylphet
2007-10-01 06:00 am UTC (link)
It really is worth it. I haven't laughed so hard in ages. He's absolutely brilliant.

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[info]zanzabarseraph
2007-10-01 06:03 am UTC (link)
I'd probably read it if I hadn't already played the game :3 I guess if it's that funny...

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(no subject) - [info]sylphet, 2007-10-01 06:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 12:39 am UTC

[info]helpmesucks
2007-10-01 06:13 am UTC (link)
i admire his accuracy





and his accent

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 01:12 am UTC (link)
The accent rules all.

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[info]riven_ffxi
2007-10-01 06:20 am UTC (link)
If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times. CONSOLE GAMES > FFXI ALWAYS >_>!

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:41 am UTC (link)
It depends! I don't like playing without friends/other people whether in RL or online as much anymore. D: Too in the habit of having interactions with other people as opposed to just a computer.

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(no subject) - [info]riven_ffxi, 2007-10-02 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 03:54 am UTC

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[info]supermanrich
2007-10-01 06:39 am UTC (link)
i love it because as goofy as it is, its very accurate. i like that tomb raider one, lol.

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 01:09 am UTC (link)
It's sooo accurate, I've even watched a few of the demos for the games he played above on youtube... And how accurate it is makes his reviews even more funny!

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[info]flippy_
2007-10-01 06:56 am UTC (link)
Oh god lol :3
Too busy listening to the hot accent to laugh at everything. That is sure a sexy voice...

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[info]lurkakitty
2007-10-01 01:40 pm UTC (link)
I second this!

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(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 01:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-02 02:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-02 04:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]awoir, 2007-10-02 11:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slushmasterx, 2007-10-03 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-04 01:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-02 02:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 06:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-02 07:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-03 02:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-03 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sylphet, 2007-10-06 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-04 01:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurkakitty, 2007-10-04 03:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sylphet, 2007-10-02 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 08:17 pm UTC

[info]lordwafik
2007-10-01 07:29 am UTC (link)
First post

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:59 am UTC (link)
This guy is from Australia too! Any idea if he's anywhere near you? lol

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[info]sekcisonawt
2007-10-01 07:48 am UTC (link)
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[info]sevataru
2007-10-01 11:28 am UTC (link)
Holy shit he's awesome hahaha

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[info]coholicffxi
2007-10-01 11:45 am UTC (link)
lol he makes me proud to be a tea making scone buttering brit, F'ing brilliant, i havnt heard the word dosh in ages lol

9/10 good sir!

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:57 am UTC (link)
Dosh and the use of Mum alone made me crack up lol..

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[info]shadida_ffxi
2007-10-01 12:28 pm UTC (link)
This is the real reason Ruke posted this:

http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/6355/ballscl5.png

But yeah, great find, we had many laughs last night watching all these. XD

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:53 am UTC (link)
I love the comments and mini-animations he puts at the end of the videos, I didn't even notice them until after making this post lol.. Then went back and read them all!

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-01 01:40 pm UTC (link)
#14
Awoir @ school

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:51 am UTC (link)
#14? Dissapointed. :(

I thought you loved me.

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(no subject) - [info]awoir, 2007-10-02 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]awoir, 2007-10-02 02:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 03:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sylphet, 2007-10-02 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 08:12 pm UTC

[info]lurkakitty
2007-10-01 01:59 pm UTC (link)
After watching them all I have to say I loved the heavenly sword(s) one the best, brilliant!

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:50 am UTC (link)
After watching that one I went and youtubed a playthrough of the demo, and watching it through it was so stupidly accurate to Zero Punctuation's review I couldn't stop laughing. XD

It's just so awesome.

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[info]kumarffxi
2007-10-01 06:50 pm UTC (link)
lol.

so awesome :D

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el oh el
[info]hvnswrd
2007-10-01 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Zero Punctuation...just as witty as the reviews. Thanks for the link :) The animations are way better than screenshots of the gameplay.

In other news, I came up with my character name 'Heavensword' in FFXI at the beginning of 2004...this is blasphemy!!!

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Re: el oh el
[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 12:45 am UTC (link)
Yeah I like the name too, and lol@ your name getting stolen..

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(Anonymous)
2007-10-01 10:45 pm UTC (link)
oh shitto an update!!!

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[info]talifey
2007-10-02 02:27 am UTC (link)
Bioshock one: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

These are a great find man, fucking BRILLIANT. Theres great quotable material in everyone. So good I actually lol'd.

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[info]ffxibagel
2007-10-02 04:17 am UTC (link)
No, I love you.

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 04:53 am UTC (link)
Don't listen to Bageldore's lies!

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(no subject) - [info]rukenshin, 2007-10-02 05:28 am UTC

[info]blurmage
2007-10-02 11:31 am UTC (link)
Nothing related to FFXI. :(

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-02 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Sort of is! They're both games! <.

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[info]airclair
2007-10-02 08:05 pm UTC (link)
holy shit that's some of the funniest funny on the interweb.

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[info]coholicffxi
2007-10-03 08:26 pm UTC (link)
lol whats wrong with mum, if you spoke to me irl i bet you just laugh at my accent ; ;

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[info]rukenshin
2007-10-04 01:32 am UTC (link)
Nothing! But you never normally hear it here, like ever! So it's just amusing to hear.

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(no subject) - [info]coholicffxi, 2007-10-06 08:55 pm UTC

[info]wooglebomb
2007-10-11 04:17 am UTC (link)
Ruke smells like horse pewp

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[info]flippy_
2007-12-20 02:23 am UTC (link)
Update your LJ -_-

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[info]rukenshin
2007-12-24 07:11 am UTC (link)

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